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"Girl Scout" is the thirteenth song from the musical Beetlejuice.



This is it

The day I've been waiting for

Wishing, hoping, working and praying for

The day my parents have been delaying for years

Ooh, I'm gonna sell some cookies!

It's not their fault that they're overprotective

I was born with arrhythmia,

My heart is defective

Only takes one shock and I could be dead from the fear

Still, I'm gonna sell some cookies

Hike by hike

Song by song

The Girl Scouts helped my heart grow strong

They'd have my back if anything went wrong with me

Jamborees, soda pop

Distract me from the fact that my heart could stop

From Tetralogy of Fallot in my pulmonary artery!


When you're a Girl Scout,

Everything's gonna work out

Even if you're born with congenital heart disease

And you could be killed by a random sneeze

You're a girl scout

And everything's gonna work out

Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house!

[LYDIA] Hello, little girl

[SKY] Oh, yes, um,


My name is Sky

and I'm here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies

Four dollars a box

Would you like some?

[LYDIA] Sure

[SKY] Really?

[LYDIA] Yeah, what flavors you got?


I've got chocolate, banana

And oat bran, pecan

Samoas and thin mints

And one that tastes like apple pie


Why don't you come inside?


Well, we're really not supposed to

[LYDIA] Why?



But it's so cold

And you're not mean

And no one gets molested by a gothy teen

So I guess, okay, it's fine

[LYDIA] Yeah?


Alright, I'll come inside

[SKY, spoken] It's so dark in here

[LYDIA] Is it? I hadn't noticed

[SKY] Okay... well... Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home?


(SKY screams)